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Who said these?
What doesn’t the real programmer use?

• No Real Programmer works 9 to 5. (Unless it’s 9 in the evening to 5 in the morning.)
• Real Programmers don’t wear neckties.
• Real Programmers don’t wear high heeled shoes.
• Real Programmers arrive at work in time for lunch. [9]
• A Real Programmer might or might not know his wife’s name. He does, however, know the entire ASCII (or EBCDIC) code table.
• Real Programmers don’t know how to cook. Grocery stores aren’t often open at 3 a.m., so they survive on Twinkies and coffee.

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