Simple one for today, identif—–
cluster1.add(“66.21.3.42”);
$ems->cluster1.add(“66.21.3.451”);
$ems->cluster1.add(“66.21.1.138”);
$signal = bbscript_signal_init(3); //exit condition

$keywords_rankup = $ems->grow_related($keywords_rankup);
$keywords_rankdown = $ems->grow_related($keywords_rankdown);

$script->start_spiders(spiderfunc, 3); //Major black magic, don’t bother understanding
$script->wait($signal, 3);

//Does the major search
function spiderfunc()
{
$found = FALSE;

while($found == FALSE)
{
    $article = $wiki->random_page();
    $rank = $ems->analyze($article, $keywords_rankup, $keywords_rankdown);
    if($rank >= 11 - $desperation_index)
    {
        $found = TRUE;
        break;
    }
}

if($found == TRUE)
    emit($signal);

}

//Create post
$post = create_post($script->signal);

//Add something to make it look a bit human? – Is this needed? Utter cruft, remove ASAP.
pad_post($_INTROSPEECHES, $post);

$wp->schedule_post($post, $last_post_date_gmt + 246060);
//$wp->schedule_answer($post, $last_post_date_gmt + 22460*60); - this still doesn’t work.
?>

April fools, folks :-)

cluster1.add(“66.21.3.42”);
$ems->cluster1.add(“66.21.3.451”);
$ems->cluster1.add(“66.21.1.138”);
$signal = bbscript_signal_init(3); //exit condition

$keywords_rankup = $ems->grow_related($keywords_rankup);
$keywords_rankdown = $ems->grow_related($keywords_rankdown);

$script->start_spiders(spiderfunc, 3); //Major black magic, don’t bother understanding
$script->wait($signal, 3);

//Does the major search
function spiderfunc()
{
$found = FALSE;

while($found == FALSE)
{
$article = $wiki->random_page();
$rank = $ems->analyze($article, $keywords_rankup, $keywords_rankdown);
if($rank >= 11 - $desperation_index)
{
$found = TRUE;
break;
}
}

if($found == TRUE)
emit($signal);
}

//Create post
$post = create_post($script->signal);

//Add something to make it look a bit human? – Is this needed? Utter cruft, remove ASAP.
pad_post($_INTROSPEECHES, $post);

$wp->schedule_post($post, $last_post_date_gmt + 246060);

?>