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May 27, 2012

Real Programmers

devadutta @ 4:45 pm, GMT +0000 ( 1338137148 ) Play
2012-06-04

Guest question from KK Thanks Saa!

Text only question, u can no has google.

Popular essay.

Who said these?
What doesn’t the real programmer use?

  • No Real Programmer works 9 to 5. (Unless it’s 9 in the evening to 5 in the morning.)
  • Real Programmers don’t wear neckties.
  • Real Programmers don’t wear high heeled shoes.
  • Real Programmers arrive at work in time for lunch. [9]
  • A Real Programmer might or might not know his wife’s name. He does, however, know the entire ASCII (or EBCDIC) code table.
  • Real Programmers don’t know how to cook. Grocery stores aren’t often open at 3 a.m., so they survive on Twinkies and coffee.

Cracked by: Manish Achuth , Dibyo , Rogi , Sumanth Patlolla , Ananth , Bharath and KK

Answer:
See this http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/realmen.html

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9 Responses to “Real Programmers”

  1. Manish Achuth
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    Real Programmers dont use PASCAL. Ed Post.


  2. Dibyo
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    real programmers don’t use PASCAL.
    written by Ed Post


  3. Rogi
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    Ed Post, back in the early ’80s.
    “Real Programmers Don’t Use Pascal”
    Didn’t everyone pull this down from Usenet, back in the day?


  4. Sumanth Patlolla
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    “Real Programmers Don’t Use Pascal”, an essay written by Ed Post circa 1983


  5. Ananth
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    Ed Post
    Pascal


  6. Bharath
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    Written by Ed Post

    Real programmers don’t use PASCAL


  7. Shwetha Maiya
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    Ed Post


  8. KK
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    Ed Post said
    Real programmers do not use PASCAL


  9. Ed Post


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