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April 22, 2008

Seriously, dude, calm down.

srikanth @ 11:02 am, GMT +0000 ( 1208862148 ) Play

A court statement made by (1) during a hearing three years ago claimed that someone, say X, made some very very obnoxious statements involving (2)s and (3).

What am I talking about? Identify (X), (1) and (3). Don’t bother with (2), it is just a representative of its species.

Cracked by: udupendra , varuns88 , shashank , priyananda , Arun Warrier , Dibyo and Vinay.

Answer: X- Steve Ballmer
1 – Mark Lucovsky
2 – A chair (NO RLY)
3 – Eric Schmidt

Lucovsky testified that when he told MS his decision to quit, Ballmer got enraged and threw a fit. He apparently screamed that he would do many bad things to Schmidt, and smashed a chair at a wall to illustrate his point.

8 Responses to “Seriously, dude, calm down.”

  1. udupendra

    X – Steve Ballmer
    1 – Marc Lukovsky
    2 – Chair
    3 – Eric Schmidt

  2. varuns88

    X-Microsoft CEO,Steve Ballmer
    1-Mark Lucovsky,an ex-employee of Microsoft,who works for Google now.
    3-Google CEO,Eric Schmidt

  3. Apparently Steve Ballmer(1) got furious when he heard Mark Lucovsky was leaving M$ for google. He threw around chairs(2) and said “Fucking Eric Schmidt(3) is a fucking pussy. I’m going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill Google,”

  4. priyananda

    (X) Steve Ballmer
    (1) Mark Lucovsky
    (2) Chair
    (3) Eric Schmidt

  5. Arun Warrier

    X -steve ballmer
    1- mark lucovsky and 3-eric schmidt

  6. Dibyo

    X: Steve Ballmer
    1. Mark Lucoksy
    3. Eric Schmidt

  7. Vinay

    X –> Steve Ballmer

    1 –> Mark Lucovsky

    3 –> Eric Schmidt

    Apparently, as testified by Mark Lucovsky, Steve Ballmer threw a chair at his Office when Mark Lucovsky informed him that he was leaving Good Old MS for Google.

    And Steve Ballmer’s words were

    “F***ing Eric Schmidt is a f***ing pussy. I’m going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to f***ing kill Google.”

    Man, that guy seriously needs to chill!!

  8. Anonymous


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